Little Things: You know you’re a writer when…

I love these foam bathtime letters so very much. Have been thinking about establishing an in-house messaging protocol with them, where I have to draft something either meaningful or funny each day. The trick, of course, is that there is only one of each letter. Unless I get sloppy with the rules and allow upside-downys and number look-alikes to creep in, as they have in this newfangled text messaging the kids are so fond of these days.

But also, aren’t they just beautiful? It’s like alphabet cereal or soup without the empty calories. Turns out I just love letters. Happy accident, that.

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Little Things: The poetry in mangled translations

Buckwheat instructions

  • To place a bag in a plenty of the boiling added some salt water.
  • To cook on moderate fire of 15-20 minutes.
  • To get a bag, having picked up a plug for a loop stipulated for this purpose.
  • To allow water to flow down.
  • To open a bag, having broken off it on a line of notches.
  • To lay out a product on a dish and to add oil to taste.

Isn’t Russian beautiful?

These are the English instructions on a box of boil-in-the-bag buckwheat that Spouse procured at the Russian Gourmet where he shops when he’s feeling nostalgic.

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BookGraf: Let’s read “Swamplandia!”

It’s a new year, if you can believe it. Honestly, I feel kind of shorted on 2011. There’s no way that was 12 whole months. 2012 just seems so rich by comparison – and already riddled with such delights as stolen credit cards, recalled automobiles, assorted family and friend-related mishegoss. But things are actually pretty good overall, and I’m just doing some wholesale Winter Whining.

So – as we look towards a couple of months of dark, cold, probably wet and/or icy days, let’s get a little lost in a nice, shiny, new novel that takes place in Florida (Unofficial Motto: The Sun-Damaged Décolletage State).

I selected Swamplandia! because it’s new, looked like fun, got good reviews, and is charmingly inexpensive. What can I say, in these trying economic times, it makes good sense to support the trade paperback industry.

Here’s the review in the New York Times, which mentions that author Karen Russell has “honed her elegant verbal wit and fused it with the nightmare logic that makes Swamplandia! such an eccentric yet revelatory family story.” Despite the fact that Ms. Russell is infuriatingly young and talented, I do like a lot of the adjectives in that sentence, and also a couple of the nouns, so let’s do this.

The novel unfolds in a failing gator-wrestling Everglades theme park, where the 13-year-old protagonist is trying to keep things afloat at the family theme park in the face of a pretty comprehensive list of crises. I’m making it sound wacky, and some of the ingredients are just that, but the review emphasizes that the story and its telling are also haunting and suspenseful.

I’ll ask for comments in mid-February and plan to post something shortly thereafter.

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