What in the hell is going on in my yard?
I mean, I know I’m not the most talented gardener in captivity, but I don’t think I’ve done anything recently to incur the wrath of a vengeful God in this way. It had all been going so well – I held up my end of the bargain by giving them lots of water and love, and making occasional sacrifices of items for the cucumber plants to use as scaffolding in their quest for world domination.
So far they’ve devoured:
- three pepper plants
- a couple of tomato cages
- half of a tomato plant
- a planter full of parsley
But this thing. I don’t even know what to do with this thing. It’s like some kind of omen.