Nutgraf

So, now I’ve developed parameters.

We’re going to use all 14 pads in one big night of Kinoki. It’s going to be padtastic.

1. On my freshly cleaned foot >> warmish flesh (I have cold feet), lack of daily grime.
2. On my not freshly cleaned foot >> warmish flesh, daily grime inclusive.
3. On Spouse’s freshly cleaned foot >> warm Spouse flesh, lack of daily grime. Spouse’s interior is positively riddled with toxins.
4. On Spouse’s not-so-clean foot >> warm Spouse flesh, daily grime.
5. In the fridge >> cold air.
6. In the fridge on a clean potato  >> cold air, organic thing to adhere to.
7. On the counter on a clean potato >> tepid air, organic thing to adhere to.
8. In the dryer on a clean potato >> hot air, organic thing to adhere to.
9. On the kitchen counter >> room-temperature, dry air.
10. Taking a turn around the clothes dryer >> to examine the potential effects of hot air.
11. In a cold water bath – tap water with fridge ice >> cold water with (sub)urban toxins.
12. In a cold water bath – Brita version >> cold water with fewer city toxins – that is, if you believe the Brita hype, but that’s another experiment.
13. In a hot water bath >> Brita water, just off the boil.
14. In the yard >> the “December in Bethesda on a very busy road” factor.

The only part that bothers me is that I can’t figure out a way to stick one to a cat without being, you know, cruel.

Refinements and suggestions are welcome!