By: missy @ its almost naptime

missy @ its almost naptime — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:00:04 +0000

Ah, I have half-written my Things I Have Learned From Judge Judy blog post for a long time now.

Here are some very important life lessons:

1 – Never, ever, ever get your boyfriend a cell phone.

2 – Never, ever, ever expect your boyfriend to pay you back his bail money

3 – Never, ever, ever co-sign for a car with your boyfriend

4 – Never, ever, ever take out a credit card loan to pay off your boyfriend’s back child support.

Oh, the wisdom!!!

By: Shana

Shana — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:30:19 +0000

Three more gems from the esteemed Judge (I didn’t realize I wasn’t the only one who loves these shows):

“On your best day, you’ll never be as smart as I am on my worst day.”

“Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”

“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”

Met JJ and her husband at an LHJ event a bunch of years ago. Both charming.