Migratory patterns of the elusive suburban free-range machete

While pulling some weeds in the neglected part of my yard (read: any part of it), I saw this perfectly good machete lying on the ground yesterday. At least I assume it is perfectly good. I have not tested its goodness, and I don’t have on tap a machete evaluation schema. But this machete appears to be in working order, and was just hanging out innocently enough near the fence at the very back. Out in the open. Under a tree. Minding its own business.

Spouse disavows knowledge of this machete, saying “All of my machetes are accounted for.”

Sigh.

Ignoring that for the moment, I don’t know where it came from or what it was up to before I found it. I’d ask my neighbors, but… that would involve speaking to my neighbors and this is something I avoid as a matter of policy.

And that’s really all I have to say about it.

Er… have a great week.

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One Response to Migratory patterns of the elusive suburban free-range machete

  1. Beth says:

    looks like a useful tool, with many purposes…..

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