Hey – look at you! Producing more free money to fight cancer? You rock.
I’ve recently tidied up and updated the Cancer is an Asshole main page because it was all wonky and not a great place to land. It also didn’t say much about my Rockstar Grandma who was the impetus behind this campaign.
It is my experience that the summer months bring a slowdown to most lines of work, and also perhaps to Amazon shopping. No big. Together, we still just told cancer where it can go straight to and what it can do to itself once it’s there, to the tune of $13.87.
I also have it on good authority (the Amazon Associates reporting application – remember, they pay me a couple of months behind) that next month’s donation will put us back on track. What track? No real track. I’m just trying to think of something to say. I have some friends going through a non-cancer-related crisis thingy at the moment and am mostly thinking about them and not feeling as energetic and zesty as usual. And so, you suffer. Anyway, here are the deets.
You too can punch cancer in the neck!
If you buy anything through an Amazon.com banner or store link on this site (like this one), Amazon will pay me a small percentage of your total purchase in “advertising fees.” It doesn’t matter what you buy, and I don’t have anything to do with that transaction, nor will I see your order list or your financial/delivery/gift wrap information. I pledge to donate every cent I receive in advertising fees from Amazon to the American Cancer Society.
It’s pretty simple: You buy whatever stuff you’re going to buy anyway, and – with no extra effort or cost – the ACS gets a little donation. See how easy? Your books and electronics are doing good!
Everybody wins. Except cancer. Cancer gets the finger.





