Cancer is an Asshole: $26.89 means I’m going to the beach.
Who am I kidding? I was going to the beach anyway.
The Amazon reports for the next couple of months are… dismal. They’re not going to reach the threshold for them sending a payment, so please don’t take my silence as abdication. I promise to donate promptly and post again just as soon as this thing earns enough money to trigger another payment. I also promise not to badger anyone (except you, mom). I’ve been so delighted by how this is going, and continue to be nothing but grateful to everyone who has participated.

And the donation:






