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We all know too much about cancer and too many people who have it, had it, didn’t make it or lost someone from it.

I’m pretty mad at cancer, myself, and would like to punch it in the neck.

How We’re Going To Do That

If you buy anything through an Amazon.com banner or store link on this page (like this one), a percentage of your total purchase will be kicked back to Cancer is an Asshole. I will donate EVERY CENT of that sweet affiliate cash to the American Cancer Society. And I’ll post a full accounting here.

But how does that work?

When you click on any of the Amazon links on this site, you will be identified as having clicked on one of my links. When you’re done shopping and make your purchase, Amazon will pay me a small percentage of your total. It doesn’t matter what you buy, and I don’t have anything to do with that transaction. I pledge to donate every cent I receive to the American Cancer Society.

You buy whatever stuff you’re going to buy anyway, and – with no extra effort or additional expense – the ACS gets a little donation. Everybody wins. Except cancer. Cancer gets the finger.

Right now the operating expenses for this project are negligible and I’ll eat ‘em. If that changes, I’ll announce it and provide an accounting.

Why the ACS?

There are a lot of kinds of cancer out there making people miserable. I hate ‘em all. Let’s not play favorites here. There are plenty of cancer-specific sites out there – this one is intended for wholesale loathing of the disease in general. If you have a more specific donation in mind, I encourage you to go for it!

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